Bob Johnson, not a law professor, has just released a massive mega-twitstorm about the news that Robert Mueller is about to indict someone in the Trump-Russia investigation!
Here’s Bob’s mega-twitstorm in full:
1/ Leaked info from Mueller investigation has first indictment handed down as I predicted at some point in the past in one of my 2,197 previous mega-twitstorms that covered every possible scenario so that I could later say I predicted it.
2/ Yes, I know that previous twit was beyond the normal character limit for twits, but I have that kind of power because I’m not really a law professor.
3/ Mueller’s team will indict one of the people I predicted will be indicted in one of my previous 2,197 mega-twitstorms that covered everybody from Trump’s gardener to Trump who will be impeached/indicted/sent to Russia/fleeing to Russia/living at Putin’s Black Sea dacha/crouching in a locked closet in Trump Tower as I have previously predicted in one of my 2,197 mega-twitstorms.
4/ If you would like to donate to me so that I can continue to bring you these incredibly insightful mega-twitstorms, please click this link and give as generously as you can:
Bob’s Vacation FundBob’s Mega-Twitstorm Reporting Fund.
5/ If you’re wondering at this point how many twits will be in this mega-twitstorm, it’s too early to predict, though in my mega-twitstorm #1,467 back in May of this year, I predicted that I would write a mega-twitstorm in late October that would consist of 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, on up to 54 individual twits. Looks like another one of my previous predictions will come true!
6/ Did I post the donation link?
7/ Oh, yeah, I see that I did, above.
8/ What was I talking about again?
9/ U.S. Code (swirly thing) 23-19c states that: “Anyone who does this stuff will be in big, big trouble.”
10/ As I predicted, Mueller is likely tapping this section in this first indictment or something because I am not a law professor and that gives me a certain cachet but I have a whole slew of people who actually believe I am a law professor.
11/ This indictment is the first step in a long process. I predicted back in March that the first indictment would be the first step in a long process. I also predicted that it would be the first step in a short process, just in case it was.
12/ I’d like to go to Barbados this winter so your donation would be appreciated.
13/ I know as much about all of this as any of you, but these mega-twitstorms have made some people believe that I possess some kind of unique insight into all of this, as I predicted (to myself) it would when I began posting these mega-twitstorms about Trump-Russia while pretending to be a law professor which gives me that certain cachet.
14/ I could go on and on, but I’ve been sitting at this table in a local Manchester diner since about 7 a.m., and they’re starting to give me the side-eye because there are 15 or 20 people waiting for a table by the front door.
31/ I didn’t really write 31 twits, but by marking this twit as 31 I have fulfilled my earlier prediction that I would write a 31 twit mega-twitstorm after the first indictment which I also predicted meaning my predictions nearly always come true because I cover all the bases in my predictions by producing a massive stream of mega-twitstorms making the odds of any individual mega-twitstorm prediction coming true extremely high.
32/ NO, I AM NOT JUST A DIFFERENT VERSION OF LOUISE MENSCH, CLAUDE TAYLOR, THE PALMER REPORT OR SCOTT DWORKIN! I DEAL IN FACTS THAT I USE TO ACCURATELY PREDICT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN
and raise money for my vacation fund!
54/ See? 54 twits! Just as I predicted! Hey, don’t forget to donate! I will have more on this later in a 67 twit mega-twitstorm! Follow me on Twitstorm! Send me money! I predict some of you will and I will go to Barbados in late January! More indictments coming! Mark my words!